The Grinch wrote:
I think Pete forgot one:
Granted, it's related to point number three, but the real issue isn't stress on attendees, it's stress on the planet.
The carbon footprint of a game convention must be astronomical, what with all the fossil fuels used to get there, the deforestation to provide paper for the game components, and the incessant exhaling and flatulence.
The Inter-American Commission on Human Rights has declared that environment degradation constitutes a human rights violation, and recognises the responsibility of governments to regulate contributors to the problem. The authorities have an obligation to shut down the conventions immediately to protect the planet and the human rights of the inhabitants thereof.
Granted, it's related to point number three, but the real issue isn't stress on attendees, it's stress on the planet.
The carbon footprint of a game convention must be astronomical, what with all the fossil fuels used to get there, the deforestation to provide paper for the game components, and the incessant exhaling and flatulence.
The Inter-American Commission on Human Rights has declared that environment degradation constitutes a human rights violation, and recognises the responsibility of governments to regulate contributors to the problem. The authorities have an obligation to shut down the conventions immediately to protect the planet and the human rights of the inhabitants thereof.
Perhaps, but only after we have done extensive tests with Desert Tortoises and Darter Fish. Mmm, tasty tasty tortoises.